Bush’s Rejected Nicknames for Dick Cheney

I just read somewhere that Shrub calls that sneering little troll “Big Time.” What the article didn’t point out was the long list of nicknames Bush tried for Cheney before settling on one that sounds kind of circus-like.

Bush’s rejected nicknames for Dick Cheney include:

My Lord
Little Dick
Shooter
Burgermeister Meisterburger
LeBron
Beetlejuice
Halliburple
Sweetie Pants
Leaky
Pig Heart
Stink
Der Kommissar
The Ozone-n-Ator
Hallibonus
Rumplestiltskin
F-bomb
Honeyfuggle
Frumpipotomus