Suadi Prince's House for Sale: Still Smells Like Goat Cheese

"That's not chump change," said real estate agent Charles "Chip" Spiegelman of Redneck Realty in Summit County. "I've got flyers out all over town and even up in Leadville. I hope I get a nibble of that commission check."
When asked what the house was like, Chip went into real estate agent mode. "It's a spacious fifteen-bedroom modern," he said, "with a workable floorplan, eleven and a half bathrooms that would be great for large families, walking distance from award winning local schools, and plenty of room for weekend guests. There is one thing that might affect the asking price, the place kind of smells like barbequed goat and feta cheese."
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Is Osama hiding in the basement?
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