Thursday, July 06, 2006

God Answers Prayers by Killing Ken Lay

Yahweh El Shadai abu Jesus, undisputed deliverer of cosmic justice, answered the prayers of thousands of ex-Enron employees and bitter stockholders this week by smiting Ken Lay, former CEO and convicted fraudmeister of the now defunct energy-brokering company.

Click here to see an artist's rendition of the smiting. (Contains wrath of God violence that may be unsuitable for children.)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he gave up the ghost rather than death by bongo bongo in the fed pen.

10:58 PM  

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