Monday, June 05, 2006

Canadian terror probe expands to 7 nations

(New York) UN representatives from seven nations, and their attachés, complained that they didn't expect the Canadian probe they were approving would involve having action figures of famous Canadians inserted rectally.

"Nobody told me I was volunteering for a ten inch Celine Dion doll high colonic," argued Benjamin Corblum, Isreal's UN Ambassador. "And I wasn't expecting to get the William Shatner express," commiserated Dolph Hejtmanek, attaché to the Luxembourg ambassador.

Other nations participating in the "terror probe" included Germany, Sri Lanka, Bolivia, Mongolia, and The Netherlands. Curiously, despite extensive probing, the Germans had no immediate complaints.


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