Madonna Doesn't Let Advanced Age or Incontinence Slow Her Down

Curious what it would cost you to hire Madonna to mow your lawn?

Try 2.8 million bucks per hour.

That's based on the gross ticket sales her new "Confessions" concert generated it's first three nights.
3 sold out shows of 16,000 seats, at $350 per ticket. That's a total of $16,800,000. Consider that each night she does a two-hour show with no encores, totalling six hours of work.

$16,800,000.00
÷ 6.00

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$2,800,000.00

What does she think she is, a pro baseball player?

It takes a lot of Metamucil to keep the old girl going, I'm sure. But that much moolah buys a whole lot of fiber.