Snake Fossil with Legs Proves the Devil Exists

A new fossil discovery has revealed the most primitive snake known, a crawling creature with two legs, and it provides new evidence that snakes evolved on land rather than in the sea. Creationists around the world call it proof of the devil's existence.

Dr. Elron Swaggwell of the Lynchtown University theological archeology department said Wednesday, "that although the dating of the fossil [at over 90 million years] is obviously absurd, the find itself is proof that when the devil was cast out of the Garden of Eden, he cavorted with lizards while still in his serpent form, creating such abominations as this fossil."