Movin' On Up to that Deelux Apartment in the Sky

The White House just announced that Karl "Wormtongue" Rove is paring down his role as Primary Voice in Bush's Head. He will stop defining administration policy (which he has done with disastrous efffects over the past six years) and will bend his will upon tricking America into voting for Republicans in the midterm elections, despite all the damage they've done.

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