Signature Nose Whistle Steals Bush Thunder

Last night's national address of the President's explanation on how he intends to improve his approval ratings was rudely interrupted several times by a dried chunk of snot lodged in the President's left nostril. Recently hired White House press secretary and former FoxNews bootlick, Tony Snow said the nose whistle "was just another example of rabid liberal senate Democrats opposing the President's plan, regardless of its merit."

During the speech, Karl Rove urged Secret Service agents to forcibly remove the nose whistle from the Oval office, but the agents successfully shielded the President from themselves.

Later that night, Bill O'Reilly snagged an exclusive FoxNews interview with the troublesome chunk of snot. After calling it a traitor and an unpatriotic liberal whiner that should lodge itself in Al Franken's sinuses, O'Reilly asked it what it's "real" motive was for interrupting the broadcast. He was dissatisfied with the nose whistle's only response of, "whheeeeeeee whhoooo. Whhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee whhoooo."