Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Bass Beats Fat One to Punch

Lance Bass of 'N Sync has announced to the world through People magazine that he's gay, surprising the world not at all. The less-than-earth shattering news (only slightly less expected than Donald Rumsfeld announcing that he likes to run over dogs with his car) overshadowed another of his band members' public outing.

Joey Fatone of 'N Sync announced this week to Twisted Catholic Times that he is also gay, sort of.

He likes having sex with dead popes.

His condition, known as necropapaphilia, although rare, is shared by several famous people throughout history, including chairman Mao Tse Tung, Catherine the Great, and Benjamin Franklin (the founder of the American Necropapaphilia Masonic Temple).


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