Saphira Says...

Our resident belly dancer, Saphira, says:

"I get all my news from the Turner/Phelps site!"

That's right. When she's not performing for foreign dignitaries, teaching troubled teenage girls how to better themselves socially through erotic dance, telling fortunes at the local nursing home for the elderly, or reading Daily Variety, Saphira goes to the Turner/Phelps blog for her news.

(Yes, we know. Saphira doesn't know much about what's happening in the world...)