Side Effects

So I walk into the living room to see the last part of some ad:

“…may cause incontinence, sexual dysfunction, heart murmurs, increased risk of stroke, hair growth on your forehead, testicular swelling, symptoms similar to rabies, rampant homosexual behavior, severe internal bleeding, tendency toward alcoholism, desire for public urination, food addiction and your body may produce itchy poisonous mucous.”

I figured it was just another Big Pharma ad for Viagra or Celebrex, but it turns out it wasn’t an ad at all. It was that creepy little troll, Dick Cheney, talking about a Kerry presidency.