Wednesday, October 13, 2004

All Debated Out

One impression for each of the candidates in the final not-so-presidential debate:

Bush
His Appearance. Not since Roddy MacDowell lead a revolution in Conquest of the Planet of the Apes have I seen a political leader put so much effort into standing upright. And what was that shit-eating grin all about? He totally gave up about 30 minutes into the debate and returned to his old familiar scowl. Good for you, George! It takes courage to try to fake us out, then to cave in to old habits and aggressively wear that sour puss with such passion.

Kerry
The Holy Roman Empire. Is Kerry a Catholic? Gosh, I had no idea. Geez, it's as if his handlers were nervous about some polls that showed him slipping with little old Italian ladies and the senior citizen Irish folk. We get it, John, you've got faith! Yes, you were raised Catholic in a Catholic school. Not only Catholic, but Roman Catholic. Instead of quoting the Bible, you could have shared some naughty stories from your days as an altar boy...

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