Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Post-Debate Question #1

Tomorrow brings us the last of the 2004 presidential debates, being broadcast from cozy Tempe, Arizona. Veteran newsman Bob Schieffer will be the moderator. Go, Bob!

This is perhaps the most important debate in the series, as it is the last time we get to judge the candidates on their ability to repress facial expressions, how effectively they can dodge a question, and which one appears more "presidential" while standing or sitting near the other.

Here's the Big Question for you to ask yourself at the end of the debate, when the candidates perform their obligatory, "bringing the families onstage" ritual:

Is Theresa Heinz-Kerry the mysterious third Gabor sister?


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