Boss Bashes Bush

NEW YORK (AP) - ... Bruce Springsteen offered harsh words for the Bush administration and its efforts to "sanitize" coverage of the war in Iraq. "The fact that the administration refused to allow photographs of the flag-draped coffins of returning dead, that the president hasn't shown up for a single military funeral for the young people who gave their lives for his policies, is disgraceful," Springsteen says.

Are you kidding, Bruce? When would he possibly have time to go to all of those funerals? He might have to sacrifice some time spent campaigning in the battleground states! We can't have that, now. If he doesn't get re-elected we'll be opening the door for more terrorist attacks.