Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Mel Gibson Quiz

How well do you know your Mel Gibson trivia?

1. Mel went to college at:
(A) Yale
(B) Harvard
(C) Sydney University
(D) He never finished college, thanks to the Jews.

2. Mel’s favorite family member growing up was:
(A) His father
(B) Uncle Albert
(C) Grandma Gibson
(D) Auntie Semite

3. Mel almost won the Academy Award for what early film:
(A) Gallipoli
(B) Mad Max
(C) The Year of Living Dangerously
(D) He never stood a chance, thanks to Jews like Spielberg and, well he didn’t win for a long time either, but it’s still the Jews fault

4. Why did Mel beat up a breakfast waiter at the Ritz Carlton?
(A) He thought he had asked him, “would you like some orange Jews for breakfast?”
(B) He thought the yellow star fruit on his plate was a Star of David.
(C) He insisted that the lox and bagels were better than the hot-crossed buns.
(D) He thought the waiter had called his homophobic jokes “Jew-venile.”

Bonus trivia: With a personal net worth of $850m, and with Saddam Hussein behind bars, Gibson is now the 36th richest Jew-hater in the world. Congrats, Mel.


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Man, that one did it. I have totally lost all control of bodily functions. My co-workers are wondering what the smell is coming from my office. I have to break it to them that it's the smell of Gibsonian anti-semitism.

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