The Scourge of Arial

Is Arial the Bruce Springsteen to Helvetica's John Mellencamp? Is Arial the Paula Abdul to Helvetica's Ed McMahon? Is Arial the George W. Bush to Helvetica's Wm. J. Clinton? Is Arial a blind, scabby monkey plucking an out-of-tune two-string banjo while Helvetica struggles in obscurity creating beautiful masterpieces?

Probably not, but you might want to read The Scourge of Arial if you're a design wonk.