Heckuva Resignation, Brownie, Heckuva Resignation

Ari Fleischer (spin doctor) and George Tenet (Beltway incompetent) did it in the summer of 2004.
John Ashcroft (religious fanatic) and Colin Powell (international fibber) did it in the winter of 2004/2005.
Donald Rumsfeld (neo-con slaughtermeister) tried to do it in 2004 after the overly persistent Abu Grahib scandal, but President George didn't let him.
You're in good company, Michael Brown (less qualified than a shoe to do most any job). Say good-bye to FEMA. Say hello to the conservative right-wing's "take care of our own" speaker circuit and tell-all without telling anything book deal.