Friday, December 03, 2004

Uncle George Says...

Another cabinet member tendered his resignation today. That makes 53% of them.
Why isn't the media asking these resignees if this amounts to changing horses in midstream?


Blogger God of History said...

Between your questioning of the President and his cabinet, your posession of a cadaver freezer in your basement, and a terrorist map of North America that is reminiscent of the Turner Diaries post apocalyptic plan, I figure your BLOG will be shutdown in 37 days, 16 hours, 42 minutes and 11 seconds.

As you attempt to access your BLOG there will be a knock on your front door. Don't answer it. It is only a distraction. The BATF/INS/USSS/FBI/USMARSHALS and other branches of Homeland Security will be coming in through the doggie door after conducting a HAOL drop into your back yard from unmarked super-silent black helicopters.

The following day your neighbors will be informed of the crop circle in your backyard and your disappearance will be attributed to the ever present anal probing aliens working out of New Mexico.

You should change all your life insurance policies, and your will, making me, your loyal brother, the executor of your estate. I'll hold your assets in trust until the aliens return you at Devil's Tower..........

........sometime in the distant future.

1:18 AM  

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