Friday, November 19, 2004

Bush Names Spellings for Education

GW Bush has named Margaret Spellings to replace Rod Paige as Secretary of Education. Bush said of his choice, "I mean, huh huh, her name is Spellings, so how perfect is that? I'm sure she's good at stuff like spellings and readings and mathematifications." When asked what her primary role will be in the Cabinet, other than refusing uber-repellant Karl Rove’s lecherous advances and leaving our children behind, Bush replied, "she will hunt down stupid peoples and bring them to justice."


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