I Like Greek Turkey

ISTANBUL, Turkey - Greek pop star Sakis Rouvas and Turkey pop star Sertab Erener teamed up Wednesday for a concert in Istanbul aimed at promoting peace between the two neighboring nations. (AP Story)

All twenty-six fans from Greece and Turkey attended the show, waving flags from their respective nations, and singing along with the performers.
Promoters were pleasantly surprised by the turnout, saying, "Only Yanni could bring in more people to this venue."

Recipe for Greek Turkey

1 roasting turkey, cleaned
3 lbs of Feta cheese crumbles
2 cups Kalamata olives (pitted)
3 Tbs of Allspice
1/4 cup of dried, minced mint

Mix spices, cheese, and olives in bowl while singing songs of love, then stuff generously into turkey. Roast at 410 deg. for 15 minutes per pound of turkey. Sing songs of peace and unity. Feed turkey with Greek salad and babaganoush to homeless Cypriots.