Our 100th Post

Yippee! You’re reading the 100th post on the Turner|Phelps Blog. To commemorate this momentous, and otherwise content-free post, we’d like to thank the following:

1) Our faithful readers, Jackie-O, MC Tim “Hot-Dog Ski Jumper Security Guru” D, God of Thunder, Dangerous Mitch, Surfer Dude and Anonymous. We couldn’t have done it without your willingness to suffer through inanity.

2) Our favorite politicians and body parts: Tom, George, Hand, John, Head, Ear, Toes, Ronald and of course, Dick.

3) John Kerry’s fabulous hair.

Without all of your sick, codependent enabling, this blog could have at least been something mildy funny.

Thank you.