Brando Dies; Hershey Stock Plummets

Top 5 Joke Headlines That Would Be In Bad Taste To Make At Brando's Passing:

• Brando Dies, Hershey Stock Plummets


• Native American Actor Stands In For Brando's Autopsy


• Marlon Brando Finally Loses 21 Grams


• E! Asks: Who will fill his shoes? We ask: Who will fill his pants?


• In Memory of Brando, Coppola Releases Another Godfather Box Set

Seriously, folks.

We're going to miss you, Big Guy.

Take care.

T & P