Monday, March 10, 2008

Spitzer will go down (that's what she said)

The Sheriff of Wallstreet, it seems, was caught tipping the saloon girls upstairs. Details are forthcoming, but our sources say that after building a long reputation as the bulldog who is hard on organized crime's prostitution rings, Democratic Governor of NY Eliot Spitzer has been humping the hand that feeds.

Spokespersons for the Spitzer Space Telescope had no comment.


Blogger Phelps said...

And, down he went. Good-bye, Eliot. We were proud of you when you were a knight in shining army, cleaning up corruption and organized crime. Now, you're just another power hungry, scumbag politician wallowing in the same muck as those you prosecuted. Good riddance.

Of course, this could have been funny (or ironic) if you had been a Republican touting your committments to high morality.

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