Obama to Change Name

In response to the idiotic flap raised by Bill Cunningham and other right-wing whackos, Barack Hussein Obama is considering changing his name to something "more American." They haven't announced if the change will occur before or after the election season is over.

"Something with flair," confided Obama's assistant press secretary, Hymen Stalin. "It needs to evoke comforting thoughts of the average Joe, while instilling a sense of patriotic confidence and great business savvy. We'd like to see it be a name all Americans positively associate with and that Barack can be proud of using. Right now, the front runner of new names is Adolph Coors."

Editor's note - - - -

Has anyone raised the question of Bill Cunningham's last name? Pause between the compound words and you've got a clever pig.

By the way, Hussein means "handsome." Meanwhile, McCain's first name means "toilet."