Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Water Boarding Isn't Torture... Yet?

Since Mukasey doesn't have a problem with water boarding, at least until there is a specific law that says "don't water board prisoners," instead of the current law that says, "don't torture anyone," I wonder if he has a problem with any of the following torturous, if legal, depravities?
  • Dancing with the Stars
  • Dinner with Jeremy Piven
  • Listening to the checkout girls at The Gap contemplate outloud over who is dreamier, Jake Gyllenhall or Shia LaBeouf
  • Giving dogs to Ellen
  • Playing chess with George W. Bush
  • Listening to Daughtrey
  • Watching NASCAR
  • Flying United
  • Assisting Larry King acquire the blood of virgins
  • Managing the logistics of transporting Mitt Romney's hair spray


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