Thursday, October 25, 2007

What Would You Chuck in Your Huck?

Have you seen the Huckabee Messenger Bag? It's one of the weirdest campaign tchotchkes around.

This is the description from the Mike Huckabee campaign store (emphasis added):

From school, to carrying your laptop, to a hip alternative diaper bag, our versatile, spacious messenger bag is practically all you need to get you through every stage of your life – and look hip doing it.

So, who's voting for Huck? Teenagers? Incontinent punk rockers? It's clear from this copy that Huckabee wants to attract the "hip," but unfortunately has no clue as to how to go about doing thusly.

It does have a convenient front that flip-flops quickly whenever you bring up the subject of abortion rights. And it's great for carrying around your copy of the American Constitution, should any of you Republicans run out of diapers and need something else to soil. Larry Craig supporters will be happy to know that the front panel has a zipper compartment.


Blogger Phelps said...

From the Desk of Congressman
Dwayne W. Writewing (R)
- - - - - - - - - -
Things to put in my Huck bag:

1. Holy Bible.
2. List of congressional
page names and phone #s.
3. Cash payments from defense
contractors (that don't fit
in my freezer).
4. Bottles of vodka I swiped
from my hotel mini bar.
5. Dead hooker's panties, from
last Rui-Gui fundraiser party.
6. List of names and phone #s
of friends of congressional
7. RNC talking points.
8. FOX News cell phone, for when
I'm "on call" for O'Reilly.

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