Tuesday, October 23, 2007

600th Post and Still No Guffaws

Turner/Phelps celebrates our 600th blog post with other noteworthy numbers.

George Bush's IQ. Job options: "Slow, simple, supervised."

Percent of Bush's service-age children NOT fighting for our freedom in Iraq.

Number of Nobel Peace Prizes George Bush is expected to win in this life (and future lives).

Number of US casualties in Iraq as of today.

Number of Americans who should hold Dubya and his roundtable of anti-American cronies personally and financially responsible for each and every casualty noted above.

Number of Bush Era Bumper Stickers & T-Shirt slogans I could find.
(From an e-mail recently recirculated)
  1. (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush.
  2. 1/20/09: End of an Error
  3. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
  4. Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
  5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
  6. You Can't Be Pro-War and Pro-Life At the Same Time
  7. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
  8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
  9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have To Fight
  10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore
  11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
  12. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
  13. Which God Do You Kill For?
  14. Jail to the Chief
  15. Who Would Jesus Torture?
  16. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?
  17. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is full of Crap
  18. Bad president! No Banana.
  19. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
  20. We're Making Enemies Faster than We Can Kill Them
  21. Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood
  22. Is It Vietnam Yet?
  23. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
  24. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
  25. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
  26. Impeach Cheney First
  27. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
  28. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
  29. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
  30. 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified


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