Predictions: Cheney's Ultimate Sacrifice

Cheney is on his way to the Middle East to show support for the troops and to further America's cause in Iraq, Afghanistan, and against Iran. Could it be a plan of his to perform the ultimate sacrifice while there in order to bolster public support for the West's continued military presence in the region? Maybe they've given him only a few months to live (after his recent cardiac tests) and he's decided to take the warrior's path out?

Oh, wait. This is Cheney we're talking about. Never mind. He'll outlive us all, or if he does go anytime soon, it will be from injuries suffered from falling off the giant mountain of money he sleeps on every night.