Monday, May 21, 2007

Super Powered NYC of Titanic Proportions

Con Ed and American Superconductor Corp. are touting the new power line that they're burying under New York City as "super" and "attack proof." This instantly makes it the number one target for terrorists, anarchists, and Professor Grubbworm, super villain lurker of the underdwelling and master of his hordes of giant burrowing grubbworm minions.

Saying something in NYC is attack proof is tantamount to saying the Titanic is unsinkable. Ah, the arrogance of the powerful.


Blogger Phelps said...

Would "grubbworm minions" be grubbions? Sounds like something you'd order as an appetizer at Outback Steakhouse.

1:59 PM  

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