404 Error - Page Not Found

Here are some 404 errors I’d like to see:

404 Error - Page Not Found
The file “OJ Simpson’s Hunt For the Real Killer,” no longer exists. In a moment, you will be redirected to the page, “OJ Simpson Helps George W. Bush Hunt For Osama bin Laden.”

The Page You Requested Cannot Be Found
The page "Swift Boat Veterans Who Hate America," cannot be found. Since John Kerry is no longer there to protect them, they were all killed by Viet Cong.

Page Not Listed
I'm sorry, the page you were looking for, "Ralph Nader for President," is no longer active in this directory. Mr. Nader has dropped out of the 2004 campaign to investigate cures for his creepy eye twitch.

HTTP 404 - File not found
Iraqi_WMDS.htm could not be found. The page probably never existed in the first place, but you might check Syria if you’re into that sort of thing.

The Page Cannot Be Found
Carrot Top’s list of snappy retorts and witty repartee cannot be found. MSN Search recommends the following similar pages you might enjoy:
* Gilbert Gottfried’s Builds Things Out of Spam
* Gallagher Smashes His Own Head with a Sledgehammer
* Emo Phillips Dances the Seductive Dance of the Black Python
* Elaine Boosler Gets Drunk and Whines
* Jerry Seinfeld Makes Clever Observations about Q-tips
* Kevin Nealon’s New Home Above Will Ferrell’s Garage

HTTP 404 - File not found
The page you have requested, whitehouse.gov/bill_of_rights.htm has been trampled on, shredded, eaten and pooped into the Potomic River by John Ashcroft. Oopsie.

404 Error – File Not Found
I’m sorry, we cannot locate the file “The Best of Michael Bolton.” Please refer to Mitch’s MP3 P2P page, “Deathmatch: John Bolton v. Kenny G.”

Page Not Found
The page you requested, Martha Stewarts Living is not active. You will immediately be directed to SanQuentinPenitentiary.gov.

HTTP 404 - File not found
George W. Bush’s Guide to Proper English Usage cannot be found, ya’ll. Abu Gooboo. Abu abu gooboo.