Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Matthews' New Album Ain't the Only Crap He's Spreading Around

CHICAGO (AP) - The state of Illinois sued the Dave Matthews Band on Tuesday for allegedly dumping up to 800 pounds of liquid human waste from a bus into the Chicago River, dousing a tour boat filled with passengers.

Plus, in my opinion, the latest Dave Matthews solo album effort adds another 10,000 pounds of human waste to the environment.

According to the lawsuit, on Aug. 8 a bus leased by the band was heading to a downtown hotel where members were staying. As the bus crossed the Kinzie Street bridge, the driver allegedly emptied the contents of the septic tank through the bridge's metal grating into the river below. More than 100 people on an architecture tour were showered with foul-smelling waste. The attorney general's office said no one was seriously injured.

Side note: Left-of-center Matt Turner is the spitting image of Dave Matthews, especially when wearing his retro Greg Brady shirts, plus he also spews gallons of human waste on innocent bystanders. Coincidence?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excuse, it is removed

8:03 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home

Site Meter