Thursday, June 17, 2004

Kelly Ripa signs 5 yr deal, network executive IQs drop 10 points

Kelly Ripa will be a "Live" star for five more years, according to the syndicated TV entertainment show "Extra." AND MAKE $8 MILLION PER YEAR!

    In similar stories:
  • Cucumber on vine paid $30,000 to ripen between now and July 4th.

  • My cat signs on for six more years of getting hair in my coffee. Collects a cool $100K.

  • Hemorrhoids continue making Regis Philbin uncomfortable on "Live with Kelly Ripa" and will be paid $10,000 per episode for the outstanding job.

  • Dick Cheney keeps VP job for the remainder of 2004. Halliburton execs receive billions more in government contracts.

2 Comments:

Blogger Jackie O said...

hahahah....i laughed so hard a booger flew out and landed on my boob.

right in front of my boss.

lovely.

"yes sir, these profit and loss spreadsheets sure are a hoot!"

damn you turnerphelps!

6:15 PM  
Blogger God of History said...

Jackie O's comment was the funniest thing I've yet to read on your site.

6:52 PM  

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