Cheney and Halitosis

Veep Cheney has apparently misappropriated $7 billion in an effort to combat his chronic halitosis. Lay off the garlic butter, my friend.

Wait, I misread that. It wasn’t combating halitosis, it was paying his buddies at Haliburton. My bad. Apparently he overruled the Army’s own suggestions in order to toss Haliburton the serious kwan. I’ll bet his breath will still stink when he eats all that crow in November.

Read, get outraged, and then vote Kerry.