Odor Coming from Britney's Dressing Room is Curious

Diva-mogul-Madonna-smoocher Britney Spears has a new odor. And she's going to charge money for it. AP Story... See, that's the difference between superstars and us regular folks. I invent new odors on a daily basis. But do I get to bottle, label, and sell them in swanky retail outlets like The Gap and the Phoenix Flea Market? No. I just get odd stares from my coworkers and disapproving looks from my dog.

In the Fall, Britney will be unveiling a new eau d' toilet called "Unobtainable." It will have a cross-gender marketing plan. For girls ages 10-24, the message will be: Britney's looks, fame, talent, and physical dimensions are completely Unobtainable by the likes of you, but you can get close by buying her fragrance. For boys ages 16-52, the message will be: Britney's breasts, gyrating hips, and nearly virginal lips are completely Unobtainable by the likes you, but you can get close by buying her fragrance and sprinkling it on your love pillow at night.