Monday, June 14, 2004

Latest Poll Results

In a recent two-way match-up, John Kerry is leading George W. Bush 51 percent to 49 percent; In a three-way match-up between Kerry, Bush and Ralph Nader, Kerry and Bush are tied at 49 each and Nader has 2.

In a four-way with Kerry, Bush and Nader, Paris Hilton says she regrets video-taping the party

In a four-way match-up, Kerry and Bush each have 35, Nader 2 and Kerry’s fabulous hair has 28

In a three-way match-up Reagan’s Zombie has 76, Kerry 20 and Bush 4

In a five-way match-up: Kerry 35, Bush 25, Joey Fatone 10, Sponge Bob 7 and a dill pickle 23

In a three way match-up a ticket of Kerry and John McCain takes 67, over Bush-Cheney 18, leaving 15 for Gary Coleman and a jar of Asian fish sauce

A four-way match-up looks like this: Kerry 48, a fully-loaded iPod 27, Captain Morgan 15, George Bush 10


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