Kerry & Bush Raise $356 Mil; Guy on Corner Still Asking for a Buck

Democratric presidential candidate John Kerry raised a Democrat record-breaking 100 million dollars between March and May 2004, while President Bush has raised $216 million since March, 2003. (AP Story)

Meanwhile, the guy who lives on the corner of 5th Street and MLK Blvd who calls me "Doctor Jimmy" and routinely pours mud on my windshield then demands one dollar to clean it off with a torn pair of boxer shorts still hasn't raised the $4.75 he needs today to buy a microwave burrito and 16-ounce can of Schlitz malt liquor at the 7-Eleven on the corner of 6th Street and MLK.

Hey, Moneybags Kerry! How about tossing this guy a bone? A fiver should do it.
(I know better than to ask GW to help out a homeless guy.)