Monday, January 05, 2009

What's in store for January 19th?

George's Itinerary for his last day at the Whitehouse. A fine farewell for the longest, hardest job he ever held.

06:00 AM - Go for last D.C. jog.
07:00 AM - Be resident president mixoligist for mimosa's on the lawn for early breakfast.
08:00 AM - Help Laura "pack up the special extra stuff" around the house.
09:30 AM - Throw "planning brunch" for presidential library. Bloody marys. Remember names of execs from:
  • Halliburton
  • Blackwater
  • Northrup Grumman
  • Lockheed Martin
10:30 AM - Say goodbye to the household staff who were nice to me.
10:35 AM - Say goodbye to the Whitehouse Press Corps. DO NOT MOON THEM.
10:45 AM - Call literary agent for status on memoirs pitch to publishers.
11:00 AM - Oval Office: Take a BM on the constitution one last time while reading Bill Kristol's editorial in The Weekly Standard.
11:30 AM - Freshen up. Have a scotch.
12:00 PM - Lunch with the full cabinet.
01:00 PM - Drinks with Condie and Karl. DON'T MAKE MOVE ON CONDIE, EVEN IF IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE.
01:30 PM - With C and K, call Putie and give him a piece of your mind. (Might impress Condie.)
02:00 PM - Walk the dog. Photo op of last day at WH great for memoirs and maybe Barbara Walters piece.
02:30 PM - Have a scotch. Take a nap.
04:30 PM - Freshen up. Irish coffee.
05:30 PM - Reception at the Republican Congressional Caucus. DON'T CALL THEM PUSSIES.
06:30 PM - Dinner with Laura, Jenna, Barb, Mom and Poppy.
08:30 PM - One last ride in Marine 1 to Kennebunkport. JUST FOR THE WEEKEND.
09:30 PM - Get plastered on Poppy's scotch.
11:30 PM - Pass out on guest bed with shoes on.

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