Counting down to magic day

Come on, Santa! Deliver that sackful of Jack Daniels to the White House early so that George will be too occupied to do anymore damage. He tried for eight years to destroy America as we know it, and he failed.

Who cares who he pardons or whose sentences he commutes between now and Jan. 20? As long as he's not invading another country for artificial reasons, redefining executive powers or ruining our reputation abroad, the country is safe.