Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Victoria Osteen Elbowed Me in the Boob, Too

And the event gave me a case of hemorrhoids.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Any chance to get a piece of that sweet sweet Osteen action. The potential settlement, that is, which is reportedly 10% of Mrs. Osteen's personal net worth.

It's gotta suck to own a megachurch, have a violently explosive temper and be a stickler for tidiness in first class.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me? I can understand 10% of her net worth for a pushing a boob into the elbow, but how did the flight attendent's 'roids come into play? And what is Continental's contribution to all of this? The Osteen's missed their very important flight to Vail. Shouldn't they also be liable to the Osteens for the missed religious experience of direct communion with God in the rarified Colorado atmosphere? How about they give up 10% of their revenue as payment for the flight attendents sexual assault on Vicky.

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