Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Kerry Slows Democratic Election Momentum By Opening Mouth

The Republicans are up in arms over a botched joke Senator John Kerry tried to tell during a campaign speech in California aimed at college students. Reading what he said versus what his handlers wrote for him to say, it's obvious how little he knows about telling a joke in the first place. His hair could tell that joke better.

Dear Sen. Kerry,

Please don't try to tell jokes intended to make Republicans look bad, especially in the final days before the election, unless you can do the following:
  1. Loosen up.
  2. Set up the lead-in smoothly.
  3. Time it just right.
  4. Then kick them in the balls with the punchline.
How much fuel will this give them between today and Tuesday next week to gain back all the ground they've lost on the election front? If the Dems don't take the house and senate, you're to blame.


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