Happy Birthday, Everything!!

On this day in 4004 BC, the universe was created, according to the Ussher-Lightfoot Calendar. Or so says Wikipedia (the official Turner/Phelps reference for facts).

She doesn't look a day over 3800.

When asked how he concluded that Ussher's creation calculation should carry his name as well, Vice-chancellor Lightfoot pulled out a guitar and sang a sorrowful ballad about cold winter nights and beautiful Canadian women.