A New Contender in the Religious War

He doesn't have to eat. He doesn't have to sleep. He's immune to snake bites. And he's raking in thousands of rupees a day as pilgrims from all over India and Nepal flock to see him. His name is Ram Bomjon, and some claim he is the next Buddha.


I say it's about time.

We need another Buddha so that he can do battle with the nefarious Allah and his League of Terrormongers, who are obviously getting the upper hand on our local superhero, Jesus.