Monday, November 07, 2005

French Scum Continue Rioting for Lack of Deodorant

After being labelled "scum" by Nicolas Sarkozy, the law-and-order Interior Minister, enraged youths and other residents of the tightly packed suburban Paris low-income housing, took to the streets to burn cars, beat people, break windows and otherwise make the rest of the country look like the projects they live in.

As the 11th day of violence spread to other French townships, President Jacques Chirac promised stern punishment for those behind the arson and violence, saying all who were arrested would be given rigorous baths with fragrant soaps and have their hair washed with shampoo that wasn't composed of beer and urine.

Australia, Austria, Britain, Germany and Hungary advised their citizens to exercise care in France, joining the United States and Russia in warning tourists to stay away from violence-hit areas, while promising to send the French authorities their surplus bath and bodyworks inventory.

Minister Sarkozy was quoted as saying, "when this is over and they have been sumarily punished, they will still be scum. But they will clean scum."

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