The Rumsfeld's Kung-Fu Pose

WASHINGTON (AP) - Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld defended the military's handling of detained terror suspects Wednesday while acknowledging that some have been mistreated, "sometimes grievously."

This photo cracks me up. Rummy's patented "Clawing the air with both hands while choking an invisible foe" kung-fu stance makes me want to come up with all kinds of alternative things he could be saying, like the following: