Star Wars Episode III Secrets Revealed

SPOILER WARNING: Don’t read this post if you don’t want a bunch secret Star Wars plot lines revealed before you see the big steaming pile of crap in the cinema:

* Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader! Can you believe it?
* Emperor Palpatine is the evil Sith lord – who knew?
* C3PO and R2D2? Gay lovers.
* Yoda is really a puppet controlled by Sesame Street’s Grover.
* Ewan MacGregor has a love scene with Natalie Portman where he leaps at the chance to exhibit his enormous light saber.
* Jar Jar Binks secretly addicted to smoking Bantha poodoo.
* The Empire is building a giant space station capable of blowing up entire planets. They name the station “The Death Star,” after they find out that their first choice “Gianto Lego Ballus,” was under trademark by Mattel.