Another G.I. Jane Casualty

T/P Observation: After draining all the macho hunkiness out of ex-husband Bruce Willis, the lean, mean, gravel-voiced succubus Demi Moore has begun devouring all that is masculine out of long-time boyfriend Ashton Kutcher (pictured here at the May 05 premier of "The Longest Yard").

Shocked by his appearance, reporters cautiously asked Kutcher how he was doing.

His response, in what some considered the worst Woody Allen impersonation ever was, "How am I doing? Well, I, um, I feel like Soon Yi on a Saturday night after Woody's Cialis and Ecstacy cocktail kicks in."