Clinton Auto-bio

The new Clinton book is all conservative commentators have to talk about these days. This is fitting since we’re all nauseated by the ridiculously naïve Reagan-porn pouring out over the last two weeks. I find it funny that after three years the only thing conservatives can do is attack the Clintons instead of promoting their own ideas.

When asked what he thought about the book, Bush said, "It have no pictures and me no read it." When asked what he thought about a President having sex in the Oval Office, he said, "Me no remember which way Oval Office is. Me think it’s a left and a quick right after me eat COOKIES.” (I think it’s just adorable when the president talks like the Cookie Monster.)