Why is Turner Drawing Cartoons?

I know, it's a little like Phelps playing the piano in a seedy downtown bar. I don't claim to be a good cartoonist, or even all that funny, but my three-year-old is starting to doodle and so I draw with him in the evenings. It's kind of therapeutic, because I have no preconceptions about being any good whatsoever. And since I took the time to draw them, I figured I'd inflict them on all seven of you loyal TP readers.

My apologies to my two fave artists, Phelps and Dennis Culver.

And why are all the drawings called "Jaded Sailor?" Because I went to a random name generator and that's what it spit out.