Tuesday, November 29, 2005

A Case of the Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Lawrence "The Pot" Wilkerson this week on the BBC and in an AP story called Dick "The Kettle" Cheney black. Or did he say black-hearted?

In obvious preparation for a forthcoming tell-all book about his years working for Powell inside the Bush administration, Wilkerson, Powell's chief of staff, laid some heavy accusations at Cheney's cloven hooves - er - feet. What other reason would he have to be making such claims this late in the game?

What's interesting to me is that they are two sides of the same coin, albeit one side is notably older and more publicly evil than the other side.

CheneyWilkerson
  • White male
  • Hard-core Republican
  • Failed attempt to hide baldness with lame comb-over
  • Trained his dogs to goose-step across his lawn
  • Received deferments from serving in Vietnam War
  • Has a weak, girly mouth, best suited for lipstick and talking out of the side of his face
  • Made sure President Bush was "out of touch" and too distant to be an effective decision maker regarding Iraq
  • White male
  • Hard-core Republican
  • Failed attempt to hide baldness with lame comb-over
  • Applauds Cheney's dogs goose-stepping across lawn
  • Served in the Vietnam War, Korea and Japan
  • Has a weak, girly mouth, best suited for lipstick and talking out of the side of his face
  • Suspected President Bush was "out of touch" and too distant to be an effective decision maker regarding Iraq.

1 Comments:

Blogger stevie.be. said...

this is great. lol.

10:18 AM  

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