Bush Assures Job Security for Killbots

Addressing a room full of soulless killing machines in Anapolis, MD, today, President Bush spelled out his roadmap for making sure they had a steady income from work in Iraq in the coming months and years.

Calling the roadmap his "National Strategy Handbook for Victory in Iraq" the President read excerpts from the work of fiction to the crowd, establishing a level of confidence in his tone as he made vague assurances and defined unmeasurable milestones.

At one point during the speech when the automatons were programmed to cheer enthusiastically, a robot short circuited and began rampaging through the press corps droning, "Kill all liberal media reporters! Kill all liberal media reporters!" until a technician from the Bush administration deactivated it.